I lol’d at every single one. I kind of like the free indirect speech of #9 though.
Happy National Punctuation Day everybody!
While looking up some of these I found Hervé Bazin’s novel punctuation:
ψ the irony mark
the love point
the certitude point
the acclamation point
the authority point
Did you know punctuation marks can/must be patented?
|We make out of the quarrel with others, rhetoric, but of the quarrel with ourselves, poetry. |
-- W.B. Yeats
|I think like a genius, I write like a distinguished author, and I speak like a child. |
-- Vladimir Nabokov